Republican Presidential candidate John McCain today released details of his Economic Plan. Explained by senior advisor and former Texas senator Phil Gramm, the plan would involve the distribution of millions of "Recovery Textiles" to hardworking American families.
"You've heard of mental depression; this is a mental recession" said Gramm in remarks to the Washington Times. "The American people just need some soft, downy goodness to make them feel better, create jobs, lower the price of gas, and get my boss into the White House. Cotton blends and John McCain are something we can all agree upon."
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